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Real life
My friend Emily, who once got an owl stuck to her hand, was bringing her son for a day with…
I knew it! All these toffs have depraved tastes
A friend of mine once watched Jeremy Corbyn try to rape an owl. This was the early to mid-1980s. The…
Real life
In the seemingly endless search for somewhere nice to live in modern Britain, where parking is not subject to martial…
On a wing and a prayer
‘A world without birds would lay waste the human heart,’ writes Mark Cocker. Following his Birds Britannica and prize-winning Crow…
