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‘Missing Dog, Please Do Not Call, Chase or Try To Grab Her!! She Will Run!!’ This notice, featuring the face…
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The woman pulled up in her flashy 4×4 which was meandering along the farm track in that way people have…
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Sally (la Sal, the Salster) is part whippet, part Labrador and part dormouse. She is 16 years old, stone deaf,…
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Not long after he took on a smallholding for his cobs, the builder boyfriend found a couple walking through his…
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Every time I get on a horse I have to face the likelihood that a dog, or pack of dogs,…
Low life
The old dog was in a companionable frame of mind and she trotted along at my side, glancing up now…
My puppy-training advice for Boris Johnson
President Harry Truman once observed: ‘If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.’ Boris Johnson, as Prime Minister…
The travesties competing in the Terrier category at Crufts
Does the BBC suppose that it will convert the public to a belief in equality if it does not, in…
I was hounded by a canine sex pest
A big part of my problem is that I don’t understand why people do the things they do. I was…
It was either new carpets – or happy dogs
Instead of carpeting the upstairs of the house, I had grass fragments removed from the dogs’ ears. I can’t say…
Playful, adorable – and with a real nose for trouble: In praise of the beagle
Harvey’s finest moment, he would tell you, was the chicken kiev. I’d just made the garlic butter and inserted it…
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Last night, I had dinner at the M25 services. I don’t mean I stopped for a break mid-journey. I mean…
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Hello, Cydney spaniel here. She’s lying in a darkened room so I’m to tell you what happened. To cut a…
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Exciting news. We might be expecting. I say might because I haven’t done a pregnancy test yet. I thought about…
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Toby goes to bed at 10 o’clock sharp every night otherwise he gets irritable. Toby sleeps on the bed always.…
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Draft and save. That is as good a New Year’s resolution as any. Never send an email or letter in…
