cruise
Jeremy Clark: Was this a cruise ship — or Colditz?
We ascended the gangplank and were smartly directed to the ship’s library, where the seated purser swiped my debit card…
How a human body burns
I took a dab of antiseptic gel and rubbed my hands together. ‘Alone tonight, sir?’ said the charming head waiter.…
High life
These are the languid, sensuous days of summer, and I’ve had another birthday, which is the bad news. But it’s…
The Spectator’s Notes
Obviously when one attends what the papers call ‘cocaine-fuelled orgies’, one expects to find several members of the peerage present,…
Low life
I’ve been on two cruises before: one was fun, the other misery. The misery one was a late August cruise…
