Competition

Initial embarrassment

20 August 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3262, you were invited to submit a poem on behalf of Rishi Sunak or Liz Truss in…

Watch this space

13 August 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3261, you were invited to submit a poem about the James Webb Space Telescope. The first dazzling…

Hidden agenda

6 August 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3260, a challenge suggested by a reader, you were invited to reveal the existence of a hitherto…

County lines

30 July 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3259, you were invited to submit a poem entitled ‘A(n) [insert county of your choice] Lad’. There…

Storybook holiday

23 July 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3258, you were invited to submit a postcard sent while on holiday in a well-known fictional destination…

Filmericks

16 July 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3257, you were invited to summarise a film in limerick form. A nod to Ezra Haber Glenn,…

Prosaic

9 July 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3256, you were invited to take a well-known poem and recast it as a short story. Ben…

Measure for measure

2 July 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3255, you were invited to submit a poem about imperial measures. Brian Bilston’s terrific poem ‘The Empire’s…

Hard times

25 June 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3254, you were invited to tweak a well-known book title to reflect the straitened times we live…

Me time

18 June 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3253, you were invited to write a poem entitled ‘Song of Myself’ in the style of the…

Sorry effort

11 June 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3252, you were invited to write a letter of condolence on the mis-fortune of an acquaintance which,…

Going platinum

4 June 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3251, you were invited to submit a poem to mark the Queen’s platinum jubilee in the style…

On the money

28 May 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3250, you were invited to submit a sonnet to Mammon. It was ‘Epigram for Wall Street’, attributed…

A fine romance

21 May 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3249, you were invited to submit an extract from a Mills & Boon novel whose central character…

Where there’s a will

14 May 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3248, you were asked to submit the last will and testament of a fictional character. In a…

The road not taken

7 May 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3247, you were asked to submit the reflections of a well-known writer on a career path they…

Let’s get physical

30 April 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3246, you were invited to submit a poem in the style of the poet of your choice…

French connection

23 April 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3245, you were asked to take a passage from a classic of French literature and recast it…

Worse verse

16 April 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3244, you were invited to submit a poem to mark St George’s Day that rivals in awfulness…

Lost and found

9 April 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3243, you were invited to submit a poem about the recent discovery of Sir Ernest Shackleton’s Endurance.…

Cli-Fi plus

2 April 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3242, you were asked to submit a short story that is a mash-up of cli-fi with a…

Vernal

26 March 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3241, you were invited to submit a spring triolet. Banjo Paterson, the bard of the bush, had…

A life in limericks

19 March 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3240, you were invited to tell the life story of a well-known figure in three limericks. In…

Bookish

12 March 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3239, you were invited to submit political manifestos inspired by literary heroes. Sajid Javid loves Ayn Rand:…

Fighting talk

5 March 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3238, you were invited to submit a poem about a literary feud. Wallace Stevens’s 1936 fisticuffs with…