Flat White

In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Of course our leaders won’t measure up if we demand too much of them

10 January 2020 2:00 pm

Having watched the disgusting spectacle of Scott Morrison parading around devastated areas trying to shake people’s hands against their will,…

Harry and Meghan: ignore the so-called experts and leave them alone

10 January 2020 12:00 pm

Forget about Royal ‘experts’ who claim that there is some ‘Royal Split’, that Prince Charles and Prince William are ‘incandescent’…

Stuff woke. Be practical

10 January 2020 5:00 am

There has been enough social commentary on our bushfire crisis and climate change to fill Lake Eyre, so I’ll refrain…

Now the(ir) ABC wants to milk disaster

9 January 2020 5:31 pm

Listen… Do you hear it? The(ir) ABC is playing the world’s teeny tiniest violin. They want us to believe they…

When Kylie Jenner is more practical than the entire parliamentary Greens, we’re in trouble

9 January 2020 3:18 pm

You’d think the last thing the Greens would want to do at the moment is produce more hot air, but…

G’day world! We’re still here, open for business

9 January 2020 12:47 pm

People like me with families and friends overseas are getting concerned and panicky messages to check if we’re safe in…

Sussexit? So what? We’re governed by the people and the parliament, not celebrities

9 January 2020 11:00 am

When Aristotle wrote his treatise on politics, he explained in some detail his most practical regime, the one that was…

How we lost our stars – and our beliefs

9 January 2020 5:00 am

One of the most popular — and best-named books — ever written about Hollywood was Harold Robbins’s novel The Dream Merchants. Published…

Sorry, doom-mongers, but it’s not World War III

8 January 2020 3:00 pm

In the days since the assassination of Iranian Revolution Guard Corps leader Major General Qassem Soleimani and the subsequent Iranian missile attack this morning on…

Iran attacks – as America’s left wing stops flying

8 January 2020 1:09 pm

As Iran fires off missiles at US military bases — but avoiding the big ones with lots of American soldiers — in…

We need a natural disaster supremo – and Tony Abbott’s the man for the job

8 January 2020 5:00 am

As catastrophic bushfires continue to rage across south-eastern Australia, as property continues to burn, human and animal lives continue to…

The Greens: cashing in on death and destruction

7 January 2020 6:03 pm

It’s an ill wind and all that — and the Greens are certainly making hay while the bush burns. Only…

Ricky Gervais wakes the woke

7 January 2020 2:38 pm

Ricky Gervais, putative hero of the common man, was at his acerbic best at the Golden Globes, laying down a…

Fighting fire with fires

7 January 2020 12:44 pm

The fire-lighter was the most powerful tool that early humans brought to Australia. Fires lit by Aboriginal men and women…

Dear vegans, you don’t have more rights than any udders

7 January 2020 5:00 am

Democracy allows choice and freedom.  From the land that has finally delivered Brexit, the next battleground is as eye–raising as…

Tragic, but unprecedented? Not yet

6 January 2020 4:57 pm

The word unprecedented is applied to almost every bad thing that happens at the moment, as though particular events could…

The 2020s: the new age of profligacy

6 January 2020 2:05 pm

Fiscal profligacy is breaking out all over. Australia is an exception, but many other countries have given up on efforts…

How does hate and hysteria help?

6 January 2020 5:00 am

If you’ve managed to avoid the cesspit of social media so far this year, a quick word of advice –…

We don’t just have a bushfire crisis. We have an arson crisis, too

4 January 2020 7:03 pm

According to my calculations and estimates, the number of individuals around Australia whose arson has contributed to the current bushfire…

The Soleimani assassination is Donald Trump’s biggest gamble yet

3 January 2020 7:31 pm

Ever since Donald Trump was elected president on a non-military interventionist platform, sceptics have questioned his commitment to withdrawing troops…

Donald Trump: making sex great again

3 January 2020 5:00 am

The Dow Jones is up, US unemployment is down, wages are rising, manufacturing jobs are returning. And now this: A recent…

Luvvie Laura and the(ir) ABC’s problem with abusive behaviour

1 January 2020 2:44 pm

In November, the(ir) ABC, ran an episode of Q&A which condoned violence. On November 4, Egyptian-American journalist Mona Eltahawy justified violence…

Gypsy Geraldina’s 2020 visions

1 January 2020 12:01 am

Most people don’t know this, but in a previous life my fame was legendary. As Gypsy Geraldina, queen of the fortune tellers,…

Why celebrating the New Year is good for your soul

31 December 2019 11:57 am

The meaning of most holidays is clear: Valentine’s Day celebrates romance; Thanksgiving, productivity; Anzac Day the soldiers who protect us…

Climate is a cop-out. Political pissants are to blame for our bushfire crisis

30 December 2019 5:00 am

Matt Kean, the New South Wales Minister for the Environment, recently blamed climate change for the current bushfires in Australia.  He…