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‘I can’t go through this again!’ I groaned, as I lay in bed encased in icepacks, one on my eyes…
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We were about to exchange contracts when I got a call from the estate agent to tell me that another…
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‘What a worry the Ulez must be for you both,’ said a friend with a nod to the pick-up truck…
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‘Come on, let’s get a move on with filling in all the forms and we could have this done and…
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As I slapped a rude note on a car parked outside my house, I realised that nature was taking its…
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Having loaded the last sack of working dog food in Surrey into my car, I slammed the trolley back into…
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As I sat down to dinner in a lovely old country pub my reservation was cancelled by my iPhone, which…
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‘You certainly gave us a run for our money,’ said the village elder, serving us with what appeared to be…
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When I received an email from the Co-op telling me they had made a mistake with my car insurance, and…
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‘Do you want me to put my dog on the lead?’ shouted the woman on her phone, as she came…
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‘Achoo!’ was the first thing the girl sitting next to me on the plane said as I took my seat…
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The mouse has been eating his way through the medicine cabinet to the extent that I am really quite frightened…
The BB wants to put my dream farm on a skip
‘Have you got your passport? Your phone? Your wallet?’ The builder boyfriend patted his pockets and told me not to…
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A bay mare was standing over a foal curled up sleeping at her feet. Yawning and struggling to keep her…
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The lady standing on the doorstep did not need to tell me what she thought of my house, because the…
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If we cram any more doctors into our spare rooms we can put a sign outside advertising NHS accommodation. We…
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After a day’s house-hunting in West Cork, I texted the builder boyfriend to say that we were too late. The…
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‘Mr Mouse’s days of fine dining are over,’ said the builder boyfriend as he put the finishing touches to his…
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‘What’s Bill W. got to do with it?’ said one of the committee members to the others as they discussed…
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The pony grabbed the bag of carrots and ran across the field with it in her mouth, tail in the…
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The lady who walks her dog past my horses every day was obviously eager to tell me something. I have…
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After they banned horses from the village green and surrounding common land, I set about trying to find out why,…
