Melania’s $1 billion defamation suit won’t keep Hunter Biden quiet
Hunter Biden re-entered the political limelight last month on 28-year-old Andrew Callaghan’s podcast, filling three hours with stories from his…
What’s the beef with Laura Loomer?
Just when you thought American political discourse couldn’t possibly sink any lower, along comes Laura Loomer’s deposition in her defamation…
Britain’s foreign secretary faces fine for fishing without a license
What people on the other side of the pond call “Brand Britain” has taken something of a knock in recent…
Essex-boy Elegy: J.D. Vance meets the Bosh man
Vice President Vance is currently receiving visitors at an 18th-century Georgian manor in the Cotswolds, an implausibly quaint patch of…
Ron Paul’s 90th birthday and the ‘tyranny of the majority’
Texas Ron Paul celebrated his 90th birthday on Saturday at a freshly-built college events center in Southeast Texas. More accurately,…
Trump eulogizes Woke on Truth Social
President Trump announced a major vibe shift on Truth Social today, declaring that he, like any other sane red-white-and-blue blooded American, finds Sydney…
Trump goes tilting at windmills
Donald Trump hates windmills. He’s ranted against them consistently over the last decade. They’re as constant a member of his…
Behold, the First Lady Melania Trump Opera House
During a frantic Tuesday news cycle – where President Trump accused President Obama of high treason and Congress planned to recess…
Step aside Zohran, Eric Adams can make things cheap too!
Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani has declared that in his New York City, buses will be free, childcare will be…
Why are the Macrons bothering to sue Candace Owens?
What’s the best novel you’ve read all summer? For Cockburn it’s the more than 200-page complaint that Emmanuel Macron and…
The man to save the Democratic party: Hunter Biden
“The one thing that binds each and every one of us is not necessarily love… it’s pain,” Hunter Biden said…
Trump makes America’s Coke pure again
Squashed between his Truth Social announcements that fentanyl is now a Schedule I drug, President Trump made a surprising declaration related…
The secret life of Agent Melania
The activities of First Lady Melania Trump have been the subject of much discussion in Cockburn’s circles during her husband’s…
Trayon White is DC’s Donald Trump
Cockburn is delighted to announce the special election winner replacing Trayon White (who was unanimously expelled from office in February)…
Biden attempts to straighten the record on his autopen
President Joe Biden granted 1,500 pardons in what was the largest single-day act of clemency by a US president back…
Musk’s chatbot stumbles again
No living human has had a week as tumultuous as Grok, the Elon Musk-sponsored AI that lives inside X for…
The Trump administration is practicing Carmen Sandiego economic theory
President Trump sent out another round of passive-aggressive tariff letters to foreign leaders Wednesay, which he posted to Truth Social…
RFK Jr. faces down M&M’s
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. may have finally met his match: the green M&M. Mars, which manufactures various popular candies including…
J.D. Vance’s summer plans in the ‘Hamptons of England’
Where does a good America First hillbilly like to spend his summer? Cockburn would not have thought the answer was…
Is there hope for California, after all?
California is catching the deregulation bug. The state legislature has apparently realized that people need houses too, and sometimes the…
Is Britain’s Rachel Reeves the new Hillary Clinton?
Britain’s Chancellor of the Exchequer Rachel Reeves, 46, shed a single tear from the front row of the government benches…
The Maine Governor’s cocaine problem
On a trip to the nation’s capital last week, 77-year-old Governor Janet Mills of Maine was confronted with an old…
Did the Wall Street Journal just prevent a war?
Zero-hour was approaching. A joint US-Israeli attack on the mullahs’ mountain fastness at Fordow seemed imminent. The B-52s were on…
The Tucker Carlson & Ted Cruz roast
Tucker Carlson teased an upcoming podcast with Senator Ted Cruz Tuesday night by posting a short, fiery clip from the…
More DNC woes for Ken Martin
How could the Democrats be in any more disarray? Long-time, high-ranking Democratic National Committee members Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders…
