There’s a ghost in my house. Or there’s going to be. A miserable ghost. And you can also have one if you like.

Malcolm Turnbull’s score-settler, A Bigger Picture, is out on Monday (The Australian covers some of the more salacious parts today) but — of course — coronavirus means there can be no book tour.

That’s no barrier to an agile and innovative tech-head like our Malcolm, though. He’s running a series of “In discussions with…” like the one below with former Monthly editor and fill-in ABC host Sally Warhaft.

Now, we know Malcolm isn’t exactly SpecOz readers’ cup of tea. He’s even blocked us from hearing his pearls of wisdom on Twitter.

But in these troubled time, we all need stress relief — and logging in, then shouting “Ah, shut up, ya stupid bugger” and throwing the iPad down on the sofa might just relieve lockdown tension for a minute.

Work it off on Malcolm.

Illustration: Hardie Grant.

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