Just when you thought the Lone Star State was free from woke lunacy, think again. The University of Texas has created a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) bureaucracy so radical that it has even surprised Christopher Rufo, the conversative activist who has seen it all.

Thanks to the equivalent of an FOI lodged by Rufo, it has come to light that every single administrative and academic unit of the university has been infiltrated by DEI insanity.

For example, in the Department of History, historical records are dismissed as a sign of ‘white supremacy,’ which must be ‘dismantled’ ie. burned. Over in the Multicultural Engagement Center, white students have to acknowledge their power and privilege and are taught that minorities endure a constant barrage of ‘microaggressions,’ ‘microinsults,’ ‘microassaults’ and ‘microinvalidations.’

Forget microinsults, what about macroinsults? At the Gender and Sexuality Centre, students are forced to sit through a ‘land acknowledgement to the Comanche, Coahuiltecan, Apache, Tonkawa, [and] Mexica tribal population’ before every seminar.

Staff at the centre teach that ‘polyamory’ and ‘polyfidelity’ are hip and cool and to be rewarded, while being monogamous is boring and must be punished. If a student decides that being polyamorous is a little dull, they can always try their hand at ‘pagan polyamory’, whatever that is.

In the meantime, the bureaucrats have come up with a handbook of accepted speech.  If a student accidentally uses ‘he/him’ instead of ‘ze/zir’, they must prostrate themselves before ze and beg for forgiveness. ‘Women’ is out but ‘wimmin’ is in. It’s not ‘ladies,’ ‘gentlemen’, ‘boys’ or ‘girls’ thank you very much, it’s ‘babefriend’ and ‘datefriend.’

We can only hope that sanity will prevail and the Texas legislators currently looking to pass a bill which will eliminate the public university system’s entire DEI bureaucracy will be successful. Watch this space.